Here is what grass looks like:

Here is what a blue sky looks like:

Here is what a tree that has green leaves on it looks like:

OK. I am now 40% prepared for the upcoming five month long winter. (You think I exaggerate? The last snow we had this year was in late April. APRIL. I have a picture.)

If I could take a picture of what the sun looks like I’d be 50% prepared.

If I could afford a new coat I’d be 70% prepared.

If Schmoops hadn’t mysteriously lost the left glove of my $60 pair of gloves, I’d be 80% prepared.

If someone would open a supermarket next to the Einstein’s Bagels and China Wok I’d be 90% prepared.

If I moved somewhere else I’d be 100% prepared.